10/20/10

Naughty List Wednesday

I'm late...shocker.  Here's my list--Happy Hump Day Everyone

1. How old were you when you lost your virginity?





I was 14.  He was 19.  It was so horrible that it's funny.  LOL...we'd been flirting with each other for a couple of months, since school had gotten out.  Well no one was ever home at his house so I went over & hung out.  Then it progressed by the day until I finally said yes...here's the gist:  He lived in a trailer park.  I don't think he had parents.  His room had bunk beds in it.  As he laid on top of me, he pulled out a condom.  It was RED.  It was DRY.  He goes in.....then his best friend WALKS IN.  Then he was done.  And then he never talked to me again.  I LOL every time I think about it.


2. Worst break up ever?  My divorce.  Duh.
3. Ever been on a blind date? Explain.  NEVER

4. Ever sent a sexy text message and had it gone to the wrong person?  Even if I did, all my friends would respond back with something equally inappropriate, HAHA

5. An excuse you have used to get out of sex.  PEOPLE DO THIS????

4 comments:

  1. Wow! You definitely exemplify raw honesty in your blog. Great post!

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  2. Ooooohhhh.....THANK YOU!!!! And after that awesome compliment, I think I might need to post the nastiest email that I've ever composed for tomorrow's post....I LOVE YOU COPYBOY!

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  3. Red? Dry? Too quick? Sounds kind of like a clown sex nightmare. lol. I was 14 too, or maybe 13.
    I love the last answer.

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  4. regarding #5--yes, all the time. I have a list of standby excuses :)

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