I apologize to all the girls who posted their questions & answers yesterday and I didn't. So hopefully, I can make it up...here you go:
1. When do you feel like a naughty mommy?
I feel like a naughty mommy when I yell at the top of my lungs across the neighborhood for the boys to get their asses home. And the old guy across the street just stares at me.
I feel naughty when I smoke in the house. Yeah, it happens. But whatever.
I feel naughty when I lay in bed (I love love love love my bed!!!) and everyone else is up. I JUST WANT TO LAY HERE!!!! LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.
2. A Celebrity that makes you think naughty things!
Is this like a TV celeb or movie celeb? IDK. I rarely watch either. But I do like to stare at Matthew McConaughey (I had to google how to spell his last name). Anyway, he could eat crackers in my bed.
3. Post a picture that is rated PG or PG13 but that always makes you think naughty!
Here's my pic...my friend, B, told me it was National Cleavage Day so I did my best to participate:
4. Tell me about your first kiss!
I kissed a boy named Jason in 2nd grade. Peck on the cheek kinda deal. But the heavy kissing, hmmmm, probably a boy named Chad. We rode the bus together. And when I say that, I mean that we were the kids who lived out in the country so we spent A LOT of time on the bus. My house was the last fucking stop some years. When I was five, I told my bus driver a dirty joke. Good thing he was hard-of-hearing. But I digress....
5. Do you "prune your lady garden"? For naughty reasons or other reasons?
Yep, I prune. Mostly for naughty reasons....he likes it that way. And I like it that way. Enough said.
And here's one more pic for your viewing pleasure, this is a painting that is in my living room....my awesome friend, Miss N, painted it. The story is hysterical. She was going for "lighthouse in a windstorm". When she stepped back, she didn't like the way the lighthouse looked so she started tweaking it....and this was the final product....which conjures up soooooooo many thoughts & phrases, heehee. A friend of mine came over & saw it for the first time and said "only you. And it works. And it would ONLY work for you." I call it my "conversation piece." And seriously, Miss N sells her paintings all over the place but she didn't feel like anyone would appreciate this one the way that I truly adore it. And I do. And it works. Enjoy!