I hate school.

That's not really in the spirit of winning Mother of the Year now is it.  But whatever.  I don't care.  School pisses me right off.  I hate that it starts in August (hello....that is SUMMER), I hate that it starts early in the morning, I hate all the little "extras" that come with it (buy a school shirt, wanna join the PTO?, wanna be a homeroom mom?, don't forget Spirit Day is Friday and on and on).  No.  I don't want to do any of that shit.  And don't look at me like that, either.  I have to spend the next 9 months listening to the boys whine and groan and argue with me about EVERYTHING that has to do with school.  And wtf is up with all this homework?  What in THE HELL are you doing at school all day?  Don't get me wrong.  I think teachers are awesome & I know they have to stick to the "program" that they're forced to teach instead of thinking outside the box like most of them should be allowed to do......
LMFAOOOOOOOO, the school just called me & said that "we've come to the conclusion that maybe (insert name here....I need to find a nickname for him) hasn't had his medicine today?  Hmmmm?"  Ooops.  Why no he hasn't!!!!  Go ahead and pop him a pill!  My youngest, my 7 yo, has ADHD.  And yeah, roll your eyes....everyone says their kid has that.  Well that phone call should be proof, hahahaha....the kid can't sit still for more than 5 seconds, no shit.  Just ask my bf.  He thought I was exaggerating when he & I were still just talking on the phone....then he got to spend some quality time with him....my Tazmanian Devil.  HEY!  I just gave him a nickname.  TD for short! 

Speaking of my bf....he's sick in bed.  SICK MEN SUCK!  Buncha fucking babies.  I want to yell "SUCK IT UP, WUSS!"  But I haven't come to that point yet.  I truly suck at taking care of sick people.....I warned him about that when he still lived a state away.  Now he knows I wasn't joking.  I guess it's cuz when I'm sick, I want you to LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.  So when someone else is sick, I apply the same theory.  But I've come to the conclusion that men want to be coddled.  Well find someone else, then....cuz this bitch ain't doin' it.  Roll over & go back to sleep.