Anyway....
I turned the boys loose & we're out on the back porch on our laptops. It's my MOST FAVORITE thing to do. Sit on the back porch, drink beer, listen to the radio, hang with W, play on our laptops until the wee hours of the morning. We're total rednecks & we both have the worst language.....good thing everyone else still has their A/C running, otherwise, complaints of vulgarity could happen. We sit out here all the time as long as the temp is above 60. If it falls below that....I'm fucking OUT. I hate winter, I hate being cold. FUCK WINTER. FUCK BEING COLD.
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You have to see my extremely girly bed.....because I am so NOT girly. I don't wear makeup (if there's some sort of "event", I might wear mascara & eyeliner), I don't give a fuck about clothes (but I do own a kick-ass pair of hooker shoes), I'm not all touchy-feely, I don't want to discuss my kids (I live with them, that's fucking plenty). But this bed that I adore.....W laughs at me because I love it so much. He was not impressed when he saw the amount of pink I adorned it with....so, even though I want to paint all 4 walls of my room a different shade of pink to reflect my awesome bed, I won't. Cuz he said he would sleep on the couch if I did it. I can live without the pink. I never again want to live without W. :)
Bitch I have 59 pairs of hooker shoes... and live on make-up.
ReplyDeleteBut I still love your hooker ass!
I love you!!!! And you can have all my make-up! Ask W, he's like....WHY DON'T YOU DO IT MORE OFTEN?????
ReplyDeleteCuz it annoys me. But I love you. :)
And I love you, too, CB!!!! I think I said it...but Emporia. That's where I was born & raised. I hauled ass before I was 18.